exactable:

I wish I could illegally download clothes

(Source: exactable)

p0kemina:

I’m going to make a youtube video entitled

"Shit ALL men say”

and it will consist only of the phrase “But not all men say that~!!”

And then I’ll wait for men to stare at their keyboards in utter distress as they contemplate the paradox of their intense desire and desperation to inform me that not all men say that.

I will break them.

dicklover3000:

hespokeoftoast:

shutupaubrey:

If a white boy is talking to you just say “oh shit dude no way” and they’ll think you’re listening the whole time

Getting real tired of Tumblr bashing white boys like they’re cool. Like I’m a white boy and I don’t do anything cool

oh shit dude no way

stability:

avoiding responsibilities like

image

(Source: stability)